I want to relate a conversation I had a couple days ago with someone. 'Conversation' is probably the wrong word. Said person had this 'conversation' with his or her self while I just looked at them strangely. Name completely withheld to protect the crazy.
"(Sung) Spoon finger, with hands made of spoons..."
::snort:: omg, what is wrong with me?? I was doing that unconsciously- so when my brain shuts down and the most primitive, bottom-dwelling side comes out, that's what you get. A song about spoons. I'm not going to make it. Go on without me."
Of course, the whole thing reminded me of:
Scary, eh?
But the song about spoons only came about because the dishes were getting done. So I can't really complain.
Arturo Chang Black Strappy Heels -
Ebay
Green Socks - Bought By Mom Before She Realized How Much Shame They Would Bring Her When I Grew Up
Black Socks - Who Knows From Where
I embarrass my mom. A LOT. I know this. She was a somewhat good sport anyhow and took these pictures, so I have to give her credit. Of course, she spent most of the time trying to hide her face and hide me and make sure no one saw. She kept commenting on what the neighbors would think. I think it was the socks that did it. How can you not love socks? I ask. Also, who cares what the neighbors think? I mean.. they think it's in good taste to paint red brick houses white and put sparkly rhinestone leashes on their male labradors. Oh, and to wear PJs out of the house to go grocery shopping. It's totally acceptable when you're 20 and adorable and can get away with anything because it's all tongue in cheek. It's not cute when you're near 60, your PJs have holes, and you lost your sense of humor years ago. I heart my neighbors! (Seriously)
Black & White Dress -
Macys
Interestingly, this dress was also almost a source of my parents' embarrassment. Amazing how often that happens. I got it to wear to a New Year's party at a friend's. When I tried it on for my parents, they were horrified. I think they said because it was too casual. It's a pretty intense commentary on how I usually dress that this dress could be seen by anyone as 'casual' - it's silky!
Dior 'Poison' Gold & Black Necklace - Inherited From Mom
Bird Feeder - Cast Off By The Squirrels After They Ravaged It
These shots made my mother the most nervous. The ones where I was touching other people's property. Because then they wouldn't just judge. They would judge ANGRILY.
Violets In My Hair - Weeds From Our Lawn
Black & Gold Earrings - Gift From Y
How can violets ever be considered a weed? I would take a lawnful of them over a lawnful of grass any day. Until after the spring when they all died and all that was left was sad stalks and then I would be all, ohhh nooo, should have planted grass. But until then.
The lilacs smell amazing.